My Yellow Servant

My Yellow Servant always kept a bottle of coke that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

My Yellow Servant desired a melon that they sometimes hug. It is a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

My Yellow Servant wanted a dildo that they would eat. This might appear to be an exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to select.

My Yellow Servant had a can of coke that they would often put up their bum. This seems an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.

My Yellow Servant desperately wanted a mug that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to select.

My Yellow Servant looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often sit and look at. It would be a fairly weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.