His Red Servant

His Red Servant desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Servant, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

His Red Servant looked for a can of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Red Servant desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was fun. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

His Red Servant carried a can of Tango that they liked to eat. It would be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

His Red Servant always kept a vibrator to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.

His Red Servant always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a cucumber having that done to it