The Eccentric Servant

The Eccentric Servant desired a painting of a melon to sleep with. It might be a bizarre action, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Servant looked for a sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sponge being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Servant desperately desired a bag of flour to demolish. This seems a weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Servant always had with them a hat that they liked to smash. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a hat of all things.

The Eccentric Servant had a wig that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Servant carried a condom that they would occasionally throw. It is an original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the chosen thing.