Their Colourful Servant

Their Colourful Servant desperately craved for a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is exciting. A melon was the chosen thing.

Their Colourful Servant always had with them a custard pie that they sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

Their Colourful Servant always carried a block of cheese to eat. This could be considered an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a block of cheese having that done to it

Their Colourful Servant searched for a teapot that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen item.

Their Colourful Servant carried a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Their Colourful Servant needed a dildo that they liked to share. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.