Careful Servant

Careful Servant desired a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

Careful Servant desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

Careful Servant always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

Careful Servant desperately needed a pen that they liked to sleep with. It is a fairly curious idea, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item selected.

Careful Servant carried a bat that they would eat. This seems to be a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bat is the item to select.

Careful Servant wanted a little monkey to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a little monkey being the thing opted for.