A Fat Servant

A Fat Servant owned a big sponge that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

A Fat Servant had a sword to worship. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thought it was magnificent. A sword would be the item that was opted for.

A Fat Servant owned a magic 8 ball that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

A Fat Servant found a pint of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Servant always had with them a set square that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set square being the thing selected.

A Fat Servant always carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.