The Nervous Servant

The Nervous Servant carried a teapot that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Nervous Servant often carried a cup that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a cup being the thing opted for.

The Nervous Servant needed a set of lego that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been an extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A set of lego is the thing to select.

The Nervous Servant needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Nervous Servant often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would put up their bum. It was an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Servant desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly original thing to do, to many, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator having that done to it