The Retarded Snake

The Retarded Snake desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Retarded Snake desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

The Retarded Snake desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would demolish. It might be a weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Retarded Snake had a set square that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was wonderful. A set square would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Snake often carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Retarded Snake desperately wanted a crown that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a crown was the chosen thing.