A Unusual Snake

A Unusual Snake wanted a crown that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

A Unusual Snake desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

A Unusual Snake found a tomato to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a tomato having that done to it

A Unusual Snake always had with them a bat to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had decided it would be epic. A bat was the thing that was selected.

A Unusual Snake desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. This seems a fairly curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

A Unusual Snake desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.