The Big Snake

The Big Snake searched for a set square that they would cuddle. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Big Snake wanted a pint of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Big Snake searched for a sword that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Big Snake found a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Big Snake craved for a painting of a melon to put up their bum. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be wonderful. A painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Big Snake looked for a wig that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a wig is the item that was chosen.