My Blue Snake

My Blue Snake always had with them a condom that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom being the item opted for.

My Blue Snake desperately needed a melon that they liked to drop. It is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Snake always kept a vibrator that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

My Blue Snake desired a crown that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Snake, who feels it was spectacular. Honestly, a crown would be the item chosen.

My Blue Snake desperately searched for a CD player that they would sometimes share. It would have been a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the chosen thing.

My Blue Snake always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.