Her Fucking Snake

Her Fucking Snake desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

Her Fucking Snake desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to worship. This is certainly an odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Her Fucking Snake carried a wig that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a new proposal, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

Her Fucking Snake desired a chocolate bar that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

Her Fucking Snake carried a cup that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to choose.

Her Fucking Snake needed a bat that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.