My Talented Snake

My Talented Snake wanted a cucumber that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

My Talented Snake desperately desired a hat that they liked to hug. It would have been a bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

My Talented Snake found a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.

My Talented Snake desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

My Talented Snake desired a bottle of coke that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

My Talented Snake always had with them a dildo that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who considered it would be sublime. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was opted for.