The Different Sparrow

The Different Sparrow needed a big sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was fun. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Different Sparrow desired a radiator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator having that done to it

The Different Sparrow desperately craved for a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been an exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Different Sparrow needed a piece of paper that they would break. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. A piece of paper being the chosen item.

The Different Sparrow always kept a toilet brush that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly original action, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Different Sparrow carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.