Exciting Sparrow

Exciting Sparrow desperately craved for a porno magazine that they liked to throw. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Exciting Sparrow found a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be fun. A pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

Exciting Sparrow always carried a bat that they would often put down their trousers. This seems an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

Exciting Sparrow craved for a computer that they would smash. It is a strange activity, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be awesome. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

Exciting Sparrow often carried a spade that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the thing selected.

Exciting Sparrow desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.