Stupid Sparrow

Stupid Sparrow searched for a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A set square was the chosen thing.

Stupid Sparrow always carried a helmet that they liked to hug. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea is epic. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Sparrow desired a pencil sharpener to put up their bum. It might be a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

Stupid Sparrow desired a bottle of coke to put in the bath with him. It would have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Stupid Sparrow carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

Stupid Sparrow carried a teapot that they would throw. It is considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item selected.