His Unusual Sparrow

His Unusual Sparrow always had with them a dildo that they would often play with. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

His Unusual Sparrow owned a helmet that they sometimes worship. This seems a surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the chosen thing.

His Unusual Sparrow craved for a set of lego that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a strange idea, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the chosen item.

His Unusual Sparrow wanted a tomato that they would break. It should be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.

His Unusual Sparrow desperately searched for a hat that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a hat would be the chosen thing.

His Unusual Sparrow craved for a pint of cider to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.