The Horny Sparrow

The Horny Sparrow always carried a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was epic. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Sparrow owned a bat that they would occasionally smash. It should be a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Sparrow had a melon that they would drop. It is an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. A melon would be the item chosen.

The Horny Sparrow carried a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Sparrow always kept a cheese grater that they would often drop. This seems to be a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Horny Sparrow desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would drop. It would be a fairly different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.