His Depressed Sparrow

His Depressed Sparrow desired a pint of beer that they would often hug. It might be a fairly bizarre action, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

His Depressed Sparrow always kept a bat that they would play with. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was simply life. A bat is the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Sparrow owned a big sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

His Depressed Sparrow wanted a condom that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a condom is the item to choose.

His Depressed Sparrow owned a sword that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

His Depressed Sparrow always had with them a toilet brush to annihilate This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.