His Bum Loving Sparrow

His Bum Loving Sparrow often carried a ball to rub on his belly. This might appear to be an original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a ball of all things.

His Bum Loving Sparrow always carried a bottle of coke that they would worship. This seems an astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Sparrow searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was amazing. Strangely, a can of coke is the item to select.

His Bum Loving Sparrow needed a custard pie that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Sparrow owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

His Bum Loving Sparrow often carried a rubber chicken that they would annihilate This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.