Me

✨ Professionally Unhinged. Spiritually Complicated. Emotionally Overqualified. ✨

I’m the kind of woman who can go from “Is this gravy safe?” to “WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT?” to investigating the entire emotional history of a stranger before lunch.

I ask questions Google is afraid of.

I overthink things that don’t need thinking, underthink things that absolutely do, and somehow still end up being right often enough to keep going.

Part church lady, part detective, part chaos coordinator, part golden-retriever enthusiast. 🐕
I believe in God, loyalty, calling people out when necessary, and knowing the REAL story behind the story.

I’m sweet until I’m not.
Nice until I have questions.
Quiet until I have receipts.
And if I say “I’m just wondering…” — run.

I don’t want boring conversations.
I want the backstory.
The plot twist.
The uncomfortable truth.
The “wait… WHAT happened next?”

Basically, I’m a walking plot twist with good intentions and approximately 47 unanswered questions