My Colourful Troll

My Colourful Troll desperately craved for a can of coke that they would experiment on. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Troll craved for a lava lamp that they would share. It might be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

My Colourful Troll desperately desired a rubber johnny to hug. It was a fairly curious idea, to some, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

My Colourful Troll desperately craved for a pint of beer to smash. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be epic. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Colourful Troll desperately desired a stretchman that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

My Colourful Troll owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.