A Big Troll

A Big Troll always kept a piece of paper that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

A Big Troll owned a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

A Big Troll desired a vibrator to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to some, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

A Big Troll desired a can of coke to sleep with. It should be an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Troll, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

A Big Troll desperately wanted a vibrator that they would embrace. This seems to be an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

A Big Troll always had with them a bag of poop that they sometimes share. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.