Her Ugly Troll

Her Ugly Troll had a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

Her Ugly Troll desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Her Ugly Troll desperately needed a little monkey that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the thing selected.

Her Ugly Troll desperately craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A vibrator is the item to choose.

Her Ugly Troll always kept a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set square being the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Troll carried a helmet that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is an astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.