My Jolly Troll

My Jolly Troll wanted a helmet to try to balance on their head. This could be considered an unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a helmet being the item selected.

My Jolly Troll desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

My Jolly Troll had a sack of potatoes that they would sit and look at. It should have been a fairly odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

My Jolly Troll needed a pen that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to opt for.

My Jolly Troll always kept a dildo that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.

My Jolly Troll desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to most, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.