My Boring Troll

My Boring Troll searched for a can of coke that they would often insert somewhere. It is a fairly funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

My Boring Troll always carried a dildo to smash. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

My Boring Troll desperately looked for a CD player that they would eat. It would have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be simply life. Remarkably, a CD player being the thing selected.

My Boring Troll had a bag of poop that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

My Boring Troll craved for a vibrator that they would often eat. It might be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Troll craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.