The Yellow Troll

The Yellow Troll searched for a ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Yellow Troll looked for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Troll looked for a little monkey that they would share. It should be a bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

The Yellow Troll always kept a bottle of coke that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Troll always had with them a porno magazine that they liked to worship. It was a different approach to life, to many, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Yellow Troll desperately looked for a teapot that they would worship. This might appear to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.