The Foolish Troll

The Foolish Troll craved for a stretchman that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Foolish Troll desired a dildo that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Troll craved for a wig that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a wig is the item to opt for.

The Foolish Troll had a radiator to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item to select.

The Foolish Troll needed a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be wonderous. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Foolish Troll desperately searched for a little monkey that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be an original undertaking, to you, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item to choose.