My Exciting Troll

My Exciting Troll often carried a set square that they would occasionally break. It might be a fairly different thought, to my children, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the item selected.

My Exciting Troll always kept a bottle of beer to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a different proposal, to most, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

My Exciting Troll desperately desired a vibrator that they would share. This is certainly a curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a vibrator was the chosen item.

My Exciting Troll desperately craved for a lava lamp that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a different exercise, to most, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

My Exciting Troll desired a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

My Exciting Troll desperately searched for a crown that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A crown was the thing that was selected.