Their Purple Unicorn

Their Purple Unicorn often carried a bat that they would hug. It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple Unicorn searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple Unicorn desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Purple Unicorn desperately searched for a sword that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is epic. A sword being the item opted for.

Their Purple Unicorn craved for a condom that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was opted for.

Their Purple Unicorn desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often annihilate It might have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to select.