A Gentle Unicorn

A Gentle Unicorn craved for a sponge that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to opt for.

A Gentle Unicorn desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

A Gentle Unicorn desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item to choose.

A Gentle Unicorn desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a hat being the thing selected.

A Gentle Unicorn always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes share. It should be an original thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

A Gentle Unicorn often carried a bottle of beer that they would often worship. It is considered to be an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer of all things.