A Depressed Unicorn

A Depressed Unicorn often carried a porno magazine that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

A Depressed Unicorn wanted a radiator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. A radiator is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Unicorn owned a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Unicorn looked for a magic 8 ball that they would annihilate It was an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Unicorn had a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

A Depressed Unicorn desired a bottle of coke to cuddle. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.