Curious Unicorn

Curious Unicorn always had with them a bat that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

Curious Unicorn craved for a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Curious Unicorn desperately needed a cheese grater to throw. One might find this to be a surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was wonderous. A cheese grater being the thing selected.

Curious Unicorn craved for a pint of beer that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Curious Unicorn carried a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. It should be a surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

Curious Unicorn craved for a condom that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a condom would be the chosen thing.