My Stupid Unicorn

My Stupid Unicorn always carried a can of Tango that they would break. It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

My Stupid Unicorn desperately wanted a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Unicorn desperately needed a cup that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Unicorn looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes play with. This seems an odd idea, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the item selected.

My Stupid Unicorn desperately looked for a little monkey that they would annihilate It would be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is fun. Honestly, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

My Stupid Unicorn desperately craved for a melon that they liked to worship. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.