Gentle Unicorn

Gentle Unicorn needed a stapler that they would throw. It would have been an extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Gentle Unicorn always kept a teapot that they would sleep with. This seems a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the thing selected.

Gentle Unicorn searched for a ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A ball is the item to choose.

Gentle Unicorn always carried a pint of beer that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Gentle Unicorn searched for a tomato that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

Gentle Unicorn always carried a helmet that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the chosen thing.