The Weary Unicorn

The Weary Unicorn desperately searched for a can of Tango to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

The Weary Unicorn wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes break. It might be a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Unicorn looked for a stapler that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly odd operation, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Unicorn desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Weary Unicorn found a rubber johnny that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Weary Unicorn looked for a bottle of coke that they would demolish. This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.