The Fucking Unicorn

The Fucking Unicorn wanted a ball that they would break. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a ball being the chosen item.

The Fucking Unicorn found a bat that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Unicorn desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Unicorn desperately looked for a custard pie that they sometimes drop. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Fucking Unicorn desperately craved for a stapler that they liked to hug. It might have been an original thought, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Fucking Unicorn desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.