His Dodgy Unicorn

His Dodgy Unicorn owned a wig that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a wig is the item to choose.

His Dodgy Unicorn craved for a mug that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was stunning. Strangely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Unicorn always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Unicorn wanted a stapler to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

His Dodgy Unicorn craved for a rubber chicken to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

His Dodgy Unicorn needed a pen that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A pen is the item that was chosen.