His Handsome Unicorn

His Handsome Unicorn desperately wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was amazing. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

His Handsome Unicorn craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was an astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

His Handsome Unicorn wanted a condom to play with. It would have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was stunning. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was selected.

His Handsome Unicorn owned a teapot that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was stunning. A teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Unicorn needed a pint of beer that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

His Handsome Unicorn desperately craved for a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.