The Cute Unicorn

The Cute Unicorn often carried a cucumber that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Cute Unicorn had a rubber chicken that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Unicorn desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen being the item selected.

The Cute Unicorn needed a bat to cuddle. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Cute Unicorn desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Cute Unicorn craved for a mug that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a mug being the item opted for.