My Talented Unicorn

My Talented Unicorn had a tomato that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to choose.

My Talented Unicorn searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a somewhat surprising idea, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Talented Unicorn always carried a cup that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to opt for.

My Talented Unicorn owned a helmet that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

My Talented Unicorn needed a radiator that they would play with. It would be an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the chosen item.

My Talented Unicorn always carried a dildo that they would sometimes break. It should be a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the chosen thing.