Her Boring Unicorn

Her Boring Unicorn desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Her Boring Unicorn desperately looked for a dildo that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

Her Boring Unicorn desired a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Boring Unicorn had a cucumber that they liked to throw. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Unicorn always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly original activity, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

Her Boring Unicorn found a set of lego that they would throw. It was considered to be an unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.