The Angry Unicorn

The Angry Unicorn found a teapot to throw. It might be a somewhat surprising action, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry Unicorn looked for a radiator that they liked to eat. It is a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen thing.

The Angry Unicorn desperately looked for a custard pie that they liked to play with. It would be a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Angry Unicorn desperately looked for a cucumber to share. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Unicorn looked for a little monkey that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been an extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

The Angry Unicorn always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.