Grumpy Unicorn

Grumpy Unicorn desperately searched for a wig that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be exciting. Strangely, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Grumpy Unicorn always carried a pen that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a pen being the chosen thing.

Grumpy Unicorn always carried a set of lego that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Unicorn had a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

Grumpy Unicorn had a wig that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Unicorn desired a cucumber that they would often share. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be stunning. Strangely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.