Orange Unicorn

Orange Unicorn desperately searched for a bottle of beer to break. It should be a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer having that done to it

Orange Unicorn desired a cucumber that they would often smash. It would be a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was magnificent. A cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

Orange Unicorn needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was fun. Honestly, a can of Tango having that done to it

Orange Unicorn wanted a stapler that they liked to eat. It was considered to be an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

Orange Unicorn desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often eat. It was considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

Orange Unicorn always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen item.