The Horny Unicorn

The Horny Unicorn desperately searched for a block of cheese to annihilate It might be an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Unicorn often carried a pint of cider that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Unicorn desperately looked for a magic 8 ball to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

The Horny Unicorn owned a computer that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Unicorn desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Unicorn desired a spade that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a spade being the item opted for.