The Boring Unicorn

The Boring Unicorn carried a radiator that they sometimes drop. It would be a weird thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Unicorn searched for a can of coke that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Boring Unicorn found a bat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A bat is the item to select.

The Boring Unicorn always had with them a helmet that they would often share. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was fun. A helmet being the item opted for.

The Boring Unicorn owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Unicorn desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to select.