Scary Viper

Scary Viper carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes play with. This seems an astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

Scary Viper carried a ball that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

Scary Viper found a bag of flour that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

Scary Viper carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes put on his head. It is a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

Scary Viper desperately searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

Scary Viper desperately looked for a pen to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly funny thought, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pen being the chosen thing.