The Lucky Viper

The Lucky Viper desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a sword was the chosen item.

The Lucky Viper wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally break. This seems a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Viper searched for a set square that they would eat. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Lucky Viper desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Viper searched for a block of cheese to play with. This seems an odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Lucky Viper found a porno magazine that they liked to smash. It might be an extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.