The Colourful Viper

The Colourful Viper owned a lava lamp that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Colourful Viper often carried a ball that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be an odd idea, to me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Viper desperately needed a set square that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered an exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Colourful Viper had a set square that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the chosen thing.

The Colourful Viper searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Viper searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.